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"DJ leave the room so I can talk dirty with your sister."

- My brothers friend omfg (via fggts)
Source: fggts
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drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: guns-and-humor
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zulidoodles:

[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]

(via bitch-itshaley)

Source: zulidoodles
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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via death-by-lulz)

Source: mitchkaplan
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weloveshortvideos:

Misleading tv ads…

Vine by David Avila

Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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wauwing:

so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

(via zabimaru)

Source: espurra
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magicthegatheringdailycard:

Another cool card that i love using in commander. 

"Response"
*sigh* “Counter?”
“Nope.”

magicthegatheringdailycard:

Another cool card that i love using in commander.

"Response"
*sigh* “Counter?”
“Nope.”

Source: magicthegatheringdailycard
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